WEATHER FORECAST FOR NOVEMBER 8, 2016
TEMPERATURE: Could be a cold day in hell
HUMILITY: Close to zero
BAROMETRIC PRESSURE: Record high and rising
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PROBABILITY OF PARTICIPATION: 89%
VISABILITY: A.M. fog, then clearing
WINDS: Gale force, from the left and from the right
SUNRISE: If Trump wins
SUNSET: If Clinton wins
AND NOW TO THE NEWS:
CLINTON WINS! NATO ATTACKS RUSSIA!
THERE ONCE WAS A PEOPLE APPRISED
BY TV WHO THOUGHT THEY WERE WISE
THEY FOLLOWED THE NEWS
AND KNEW WHO TO CHOOSE
UNTIL THEY WERE ALL VAPORIZED
OR (God willing):
TRUMP WINS! WAR AVERTED!
THERE ONCE WAS A DONALD NAMED TRUMP
WHO SOUNDLY DEFEATED THE FRUMP
SHE WANTED A WAR
BUT NOW SHE IS FOR
PRISON AND GETTING HER LUMPS
Stay tuned. . .Tags: 2016 election
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