Election Day’s Headlines Today

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WEATHER FORECAST FOR NOVEMBER 8, 2016

TEMPERATURE:  Could be a cold day in hell

HUMILITY:  Close to zero

BAROMETRIC PRESSURE: Record high and rising

PROBABILITY OF PARTICIPATION: 89%

CONDITIONS:  Desperate

VISABILITY:  A.M. fog, then clearing

WINDS:  Gale force, from the left and from the right

SUNRISE:  If Trump wins

SUNSET:  If Clinton wins

 

AND NOW TO THE NEWS:

CLINTON WINS!  NATO ATTACKS RUSSIA!

THERE ONCE WAS A PEOPLE APPRISED

BY TV WHO THOUGHT THEY WERE WISE

THEY FOLLOWED THE NEWS

AND KNEW WHO TO CHOOSE

UNTIL THEY WERE ALL VAPORIZED

OR (God willing):

TRUMP WINS!  WAR AVERTED!

THERE ONCE WAS A DONALD NAMED TRUMP

WHO SOUNDLY DEFEATED THE FRUMP

SHE WANTED A WAR

BUT NOW SHE IS FOR

PRISON AND GETTING HER LUMPS

Stay tuned. . .

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Brother Bob

Retired economics professor. Born again Christian. Now an OK country boy.

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