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Preface: We here try to get ahead of the major media thrust of bad taste and outrageous speculation with this piece. We appended an audio version for our broadcaster friends with low standards.

Las Vegas, Nevada is not what most people think it is: Three blocks off “The Strip,” it is a Mormon town. The glitz, glamour and gold with one palace after another where fools walk in thinking they can “beat the house” is a small, but vital part of Greater Las Vegas.

Some will win, for a time or two, maybe more, but you can bet your last “buck” that most of the money, like everything else happening there, “…stays in Las Vegas.” That is the basis of the famous axiom. How else could they pay for all this glitz?

Enter one Stephen Paddock, retired accountant, a ten year IRS employee in his career list, and formative years, developed great respect for power. Obsessed, he became a multi-millionaire and along the way his “inner voice,” like those heard by his psychotic father, rose in his mind to the point of seeking justice for Hillary.

When Donald Trump was elected Stephen’s world imploded, but then he met “Hillary,” not the real Hillary, but a transgendered version who spent hours before mirrors crying that he/she was not President. Nutcases find one another and cling together.

They discussed getting revenge and where better but a country music concert! “They all voted for Trump!” Bingo, the evil seed found fertile soil and the plot grew.

This “Hillary” was anxious to be involved and “he-she” was good with firearms! Together they scouted locations for months in Chicago and New York city as well as Las Vegas. It was all great fun even though “Hillary” had to wear a disguise as a man which he/she really was so that was easy.

When they settled on the Las Vegas location they set to getting the right suite and transferring all the weapons, ammunition and explosives in place. With both working at it the whole thing was done in a day and “he-she” Hillary dressed for the big show!

When the moment came they blew out the windows and set to work killing the “Trumpites.” When law enforcement arrived “Hillary” “took a powder” and left the scene, but was caught by four FBI agents who arrived in four-door Plymouths were suits, hats and brown shoes.

They were suspicious this “Hillary” was not really Hillary Clinton, so they asked her to laugh as no one else has as repulsive a cackle as the real Hillary. “He-she Hillary” performed and the FBI men upchucked their Chilidog lunches so they let her go because everyone knows Hillary is above the law.

If Hillary wants to shoot people, “Who dare say, “No?” Certainly not anyone from “the bureau.” 43 Clinton associates are on record as having died under questionable circumstances. It’s just Hillary out being Hillary again!

And that is the true story of the Las Vegas massacre as everyone knows in America, “everything is true.” The Russians hacked our election, Donald J. Trump is a moron who needs a bib when he eats. Nancy Pelosi and Maxine Watters are sane. It just never ends…

Adrian Vance

Broadcast Audio: 3:13 min.

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Adrian Vance

Trained as a science teacher, with eight years classroom experience, he has been writing professionally since the age of 15. He was the youngest person to be published in Journal of the Illinois Academy of Science at 17 as a result of a paper he wrote suggesting a revision in the science teaching curriculum. Publication was accidental as his teacher headed the selection committee and his paper was sent to the printer in error. Nonetheless, it received positive response. It proposed teaching General Science, then Physics followed by Chemistry with Biology in the senior year given the then new molecular focus in Biology.
During his college years he worked on the school newspaper, primarily as a photographer and did an occasional feature, some of which caused him to be called to the Dean’s office. “You don’t like the way we do things here?” was the usual opening remark followed by the expected suggestion.
After his third year, exhausted and without direction, he left for one year, but returned, when Sputnik and Admiral Rickover’s books documented a crisis in American education. He felt called to teach and completed a B.S. in Physical Science at Illinois State University with a major in chemistry, minor in biology, near minors physics and education. He did graduate work in both Illinois and California completing a California Life Diploma teaching credential in 1962.
While teaching he saw many needs and opportunities in educational publishing so he wrote and produced educational materials, primarily filmstrips and sound recordings. He also wrote for photographic magazines as film work put him in touch with many photographic and production problems. He has 325 screen credits in educational, industrial film and filmstrip as a writer-producer. In 1976 he won the Learning Magazine “Best of the Year” award for his “You in the Universe” filmstrip series and the New York Film and Television Festival Silver Medal for “An Introduction to Cells” filmstrip series.
For a partial database of Adrian’s publications please click on and you will see them listed by series title and publisher. Each series title included four to 30 filmstrips and all are not fully listed in this database. The grand total is over 800.
Over that 30 years Mr. Vance also wrote other material: two books, published in New York: “UFO’s: The Eye and the Camera” for Barlenmir House and “Audiovisual Production” for Amphoto Books. He wrote and illustrated over 100 features and columns for photography magazines. He was a Founding Contributing Editor for Peterson’s PhotoGraphic Magazine and the West Coast Editor of Popular Photography from 1974 to 1978, writing a monthly column for the magazine. As a result of underwater photography work he contributed to SKIN DIVER magazine in the 70’s. His “Timing Waves to Enter The Sea” article, first appearing in SKIN DIVER, is now a chapter in a classified U.S. Navy Seals training manual.
“UFO’s, The Eye and the Camera” documents his “Two channel information theory for the analysis of events simultaneously seen and photographed.” It is the first comparative analysis of vision and photography written with the idea of combining information from both sources into a single analysis that can be used scientifically and forensically.
Mr. Vance is also credited with solving the mystery of how complete maps of Earth were drawn in antiquity and he rediscovered Captain Cook’s secret method of locating Pacific islands so well their positions have only recently been improved. He is cited with discovering the method in the seventh edition of “The Maps of the Ancient Sea Kings,” by Dr. Charles Hapgood and he later contributed to a definitive article on cartography in antiquity for The Smithsonian Magazine as they confirmed his method.
On February 19, 1976 Mr. Vance got a “Certificate of Appreciation” award from the Los Angeles Police Department “in grateful recognition of his generosity in make available to officers of this Department the talents and training of his German Shepherd, Boris. The ready willingness of Mr. Adrian Vance to become involved and to make available his valuable dog in a potentially hazardous situation deserves the gratitude and approbation of the entire Los Angeles Police Department.” This incident was critical to the LAPD administration’s realization that trained dogs could be of value in police work and they are now employed by the LAPD.
When the computer replaced film the school market audio-visual field he switched horses at full gallop and produced 460 computer educational disk systems for the Apple II computer over 15 years. During that time he became a professional broadcaster in the 90’s to promote the State Water bond issue in Santa Barbara, California as he felt it was critical for the town. He was publicly credited for having been one of the top ten reasons the measure passed thanks to his book “Drought in Paradise” and radio work.
The collapse of his software business when Apple Computer discontinued the “II” machine line in 1995 crystallized the failure of his second marriage. With no clear direction in the school market supplemental materials field he sought a career in broadcasting in Las Vegas, Nevada doing shows on both KDWN and KXNT. This was unsatisfying due to the “star” economics of commercial radio where a few performers make millions and everyone else starves.
Mr. Vance has also been a day trader, strategist, system developer and author on the equities markets and trading. He now trades stock, land and develops residential property. His website and trading information service, “The Stock Surfer” was a leading Internet service for seven years. He has been developing “The Young Americans” series of Young Adult novels promoting conservative values as well as his personal memoir, “A Long Way From Normal.” You can buy Adrian Vance’ books or downloads at
December 21, 2010 he was awarded US. Patent 7,855,061 for his “Fuel Farm” that makes a gasoline equivalent 100 Octane fuel, butanol, from CO2, water and sunlight with algae and bacteria. You can see the full disclosure websites regarding his inventions at: and


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