Unicorns, Fairy Dust and Leprechauns…

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UNICORNS, FAIRY DUST AND LEPRACHAUNS….

TIME TO REMOVE DONALD TRUMP AND HILLARY CLINTON FOR THE POSITION OF PRESIDENT FROM THE MINDS OF AMERICANS 

America watched as we had a full grown adult try to convince America to just believe his vile words, that America will be great again. One would first have to agree with the uneducated opinion that America is not already great. Donald Trump then went into his spiel about how his words were not truth, but bluster in a locker-room and he has the most respect for women in the “WHOLE WIDE WORLD, IT IS HUGE” the amount of respect he has for women. Ok, so the Fairy Dust and fairies came out to sprinkle all the white supremacist, womanizers, and perverts with the dust of goodness in their lifestyle. Donald truly is one wonder of work, and definitely, the person creating it “was not so much”

Next, the unicorns of TrumpTanzania came out to whiny and bow as to state, yes Donald is good, Donald is fair, and Donald is truly a deity. “Please find your local desk trash can before you expunge your last meal”. We watched the chosen fool run around the debate floor like a crazed wild animal caged for its own protection and that of the viewers. “Notice the signs, “MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN” “. From the lone white supremacist, nazi sympathizer cheering every word of Trump, like some child slurping on a tootsie pop for the first time.

The pots of gold, um”Monopoly GOLD” will fall from the heavens at Donald’s request, without a plan, nor action just the demand of justice for his followers, and the world will bow to the temple of DON the CON. At this point, it would be customary to toss the dice in monopoly, but well, umm what if you get free parking with the Perverted Deviant who wants to grab household pets and the such from women? I know, I got ya, whether you are Rudy Giuliani dressing like a woman to grab a smooch from the dried prune danish, um Donald, or one of those hot to trot trollops that Donald thinks every woman is would be hungering for the opportunity to be groped, smothered with fake teeth breath, smudged with a tint of orange, and God, did the squirrel actually move on Don the Con’s head as he attacked you?

Do not fear, the Leprechauns will save you with bus fair and a million dollars annually to rescind your true statement in return for not discussing the sexual assault that Donald perpetrated on you. Do not fear that he will not produce his tax return because for 10 years, he has been audited by the IRS. Interesting, about the same time as he was fined millions for racketeering and tax evasion along with his business partner GEORGE SOROS. You know the Georgie Porgie that Don keeps trying to place on the huge backside of Hillary. By the way, did you watch the lurch style googling of Hillary’s backside by the Abuser Don during the debate last night? IT was truly creepy after like the 20th time. Back to George Soros and Don Trump, who have been business partners on more than one occasion and Donald Trump has borrowed money from George Soros, which means Donald owes George favors, hmmm. Wonder what those favors would be? Destroy the Republican party? My YUUUGE question is why do the other billionaires around the United States never include him into their club? I find it amazing that most billionaires want to run, not walk as far as possible from Donald, and Donald has been ranked the worst billionaire in the New York metro area for year after year, with other real estate tycoons kicking his unicorn backside all over the state.

So the Elves have come out to remind us of goodness from evil and remind us what Donald has done, that is public knowledge.

  1. Sexually assaulted his first wife.
  2. On television stated he would date his own daughter
  3. Told Radio host Howard Stern that it was ok to call his daughter a nice piece of ass
  4. Has been accused of 3 different rapes of teenage girls
  5. Went to the island with Epstein and Bill Clinton
  6. Was fined millions for racketeering and money laundering under the RICO ACT with his partner George Soros
  7. Abused the laws of the US to file bankruptcy 4 times on businesses at the same time the competitors were making money hand over fist
  8. Attempted Eminent Domain on a poor old grandmother for his own profit and gain
  9. Created a fake university that cheated Americans out of 41 million dollars
  10. Created a charity that never filed to be a tax-free charity, and what it would do
  11. Took Vets to court to stop them from creating a living
  12. Forced Marla Maples into a photo shoot at Playboy for his $1 million dollar payout
  13. His current wife is an ex-porn star
  14. Has donated 3 to 1 to liberals over conservatives when it came to elections
  15. Spoke of how wonderful Hillary was, even as she was Secretary of State
  16. Took a .91 billion loss in tax evasion
  17. Will not release his tax records
  18. Called all Mexicans rapist, criminals, and killers.The worst of the worst.
  19. Fired American workers and replaced them with H1B employees to save money
  20. Told women on the Apprentice that their best position would be to be on their knees
  21. Demanded to inspect the Beauty pageant contestants while they were nude
  22. Has had another 13 businesses that failed, including an airline, bottled water company, and steak by mail.
  23. Demanded that the military break American and International law at his command
  24. Wants to limit availability of the second amendment
  25. Wants to limit the first amendment so he can incarcerate anyone who speaks ill of him
  26. Believes in Pro-Choice, and Planned Parenthood, and only changed his words to not upset over 50% of the American population.
  27. Wants a single payer health care system
  28. Called a female show star a fat pig, another news anchor he described as blood coming out from everywhere and spoke of a competitor in the primaries as “look at that face”
  29. Been accused of misogyny, and spoke rudely to a lawyer who was breastfeeding their newborn during a break in a deposition.
  30. Has had more than 50% of Americans have encountered in total for one year in the court systems for legal proceedings, which included lawsuits and criminal matters while being an adult if one could describe him as an adult.

If you did not rip your hair out, scream wild epitaphs, and call your neighbor a few names you could never ever repeat, then you did not read the 30 points above. Tell me, which one would Ronald McDonald love? IT is the time that we kick a few candidates to the curb, give them a sign that states I am a total lying loser, and was booted as a Presidential candidate. America does not need the worst 2 Americans available to be whom people believe are the only viable choices when we have strong 3rd party choices.

JOIN THE MOVEMENT AND LET US DEMAND THE REMOVAL OF DONALD TRUMP AND HILLARY CLINTON FROM THE RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT.  The reason is criminal background, questionable dealings, racketeering and bullying, and vote tampering. Does anyone need more reasons?

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RANDY DEABAY

Let me first let you know I love America, and what the Constitution stands for. I love history and am aware of the sacrifices our forefathers went through to make America this free country. I am appalled that any American would desecrate her flag, spit upon her history, or warp her great history for their own greed. So with that said, let me begin . NOT A REPUBLICAN NOT A DEMOCRAT. A CONSTITUTIONAL CONSERVATIVE! A REAL PATRIOT.

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