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Humor: Difference between liberals and conservatives
"I recently asked my neighbors' little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be a President.
Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, 'If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?'
She replied, 'I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people.' Her parents beamed with pride.
'Wow...what a worthy ...goal.' I...... told her, 'But you don't have to wait until you're a President to do that! You can come over to my house to mow the lawn, pull weeds, trim my hedge, and I'll pay you $50. Then I'll take you over to where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food and a new house.'
She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, 'Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?'
I said, 'Welcome to the Republican Party.'
Her parents still aren't speaking to me."
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Comment by Kaye Johnson on July 2, 2012 at 2:47am -
Love the story!!
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Comment by John J. O'Neil on July 1, 2012 at 4:22pm
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First time I've read that story,and that is a really good one.The only trouble with it is the kids if dumbocraps don't have a chanch because their parents are to dumb for words to discribe them,but still a good story.
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Comment by Charles S. Imwold on July 1, 2012 at 1:49pm
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I never get tired of hearing that story . I just love it and wished it really happened and I was there to see the little girl's liberal parents face . With all the BS the liberal main stream media puts out it dose one's soul good to put liberals in their place .
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Comment by Darrell Russell on July 1, 2012 at 11:45am -
When you put a conservation in to real terms the Democrats don't want to talk.
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Comment by Dave Lux on July 1, 2012 at 10:42am -
"Elektable"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QQl_fda5Ok
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Comment by ABUTOM on July 1, 2012 at 10:27am
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HERES ANOTHER DIFFERENCE. I CLASSIFY LIBERALS AS COMMUNISTS AND CONSERVATIVES AS MAINSTREAM AMERICANS. WHEN A REPUBLICAN GETS CAUGHT STEALING HE SAYS I DID NOT DO IT. WHEN A DEMO COMMO GETS CAUGHT STEALING HE SAYS YOU CAN'T PROVE IT.
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Comment by Joseph G Hunt on July 1, 2012 at 10:19am
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This is an outstanding story, can you make a video for YouTube?????/
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