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Top 12 Reasons to Vote Democrat



1. I voted Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever

    I want. I've decided to marry my German Shepherd.

 

2. I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a

   gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon of

   gas at 15% isn't.



3. I voted Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job

   of spending the money I earn than I would.

  

4. I…

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Added by iPatriot on July 13, 2012 at 8:45pm — 5 Comments

Humor: Difference between liberals and conservatives

 

"I recently asked my neighbors' little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be a President.

Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, 'If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?' 



She replied, 'I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people.' Her parents beamed with pride.



'Wow...what a worthy ...goal.' I...... told…

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Added by iPatriot on July 1, 2012 at 10:06am — 7 Comments

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