Share 'Top 12 Reasons to Vote Democrat'

1. I voted Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever     I want. I've decided to marry my German Shepherd.   2. I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a    gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon of    gas at 15% isn't. 3. I voted Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job    of spending the money…